Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!

We play an offensive card game ..created by Dan and Phil viewers?? What could go wrong!
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  1. Kelsey Simmons

    Kelsey Simmons22 minuter sedan

    we gonna ignore that phil said "b*tch"

  2. Lilly Beatty

    Lilly Beatty23 minuter sedan

    that's not a maple leaf-

  3. Nathan R

    Nathan RTimme sedan

    Me and like 20 other kids in my year got detention a week ago cause the full one actual headmaster (principal) decided to walk in whilst we were playing

  4. Letícia S

    Letícia STimme sedan

    i love this duo damn

  5. ye, it's me, bitch

    ye, it's me, bitch5 timmar sedan

    Liam be looking mad, but he was probably singing Little Things-

  6. Stephen Wilkinson

    Stephen Wilkinson8 timmar sedan

    I know now you can trim a shroom 🍄

  7. Laynee G.

    Laynee G.9 timmar sedan

    this video made me so emotional bc just them being together and when they would talk about tatinof 😭😭 i just about cried,, i met them back in 2016 and this just made all those memories come back to me

  8. nieooj gotoy

    nieooj gotoy9 timmar sedan

    something about phil holding a wineglass with coke and pineapple in it, saying "we're in the dark timeline now" is killing me inside xD

  9. gay4chuu

    gay4chuu9 timmar sedan

    yeah phil is a loonarmy

  10. Kady Leigh

    Kady Leigh9 timmar sedan

    Ive missed this

  11. Toni Moore

    Toni Moore10 timmar sedan

    Can you build your new place in the sims and hve dab and Evan move there?

  12. Crabby

    Crabby10 timmar sedan

    They are legit so done with all of us. No cap.

  13. nieooj gotoy

    nieooj gotoy9 timmar sedan

    this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

  14. Lisa-Marie Gebhart

    Lisa-Marie Gebhart11 timmar sedan

    Germany forgives you

  15. artcutie1995

    artcutie199513 timmar sedan

    Me as a teenager: aware of these two, but never actually watching their videos Me as an adult: questioning why I hadn’t ever watched one of their videos

  16. Grandpa Lis

    Grandpa Lis15 timmar sedan

    i need more dan and phil videos i miss these bants, please do a part 2 to this game!

  17. limefruit

    limefruit16 timmar sedan

    8:50 oh shit. I forgot they know about that horror of a fanfic.

  18. Natalia Gasson

    Natalia Gasson16 timmar sedan

    Pls tell Dan he looks like a fever dream in that flannel amen & hallelujah

  19. esme

    esme18 timmar sedan

    god i missed them

  20. Lotem Thacker

    Lotem Thacker18 timmar sedan


  21. Karime Mtz.

    Karime Mtz.20 timmar sedan

    Very cute sloth :)

  22. Totty the Twink

    Totty the Twink21 timme sedan

    I've been subscribed but I still didn't get this video until now

  23. kitty

    kittyDag sedan

    i miss dan and phil together so much this made me so happy

  24. Madeline Greenwood

    Madeline GreenwoodDag sedan

    Well, it took us a while, but we finally managed to get this video over 1 million views! Good work, team ^.^

  25. Radelaid

    RadelaidDag sedan

    the views are 999,000 for me and that’s kinda cool

  26. Themagicalmiss

    ThemagicalmissDag sedan

    Phil tweeting only Phans reminds me of the time I threw the group chat into chaos by sending a tiktok about what Mario kart character you play and whether that makes you a top or a bottom. I got bowser and it said top, so I said “guess I’m a top” then a friend replied “no , no you’re not” and I responded with “fuck around and find out” then chaos ensued

  27. analyce

    analyceDag sedan

    this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

  28. phil's dead houseplants

    phil's dead houseplantsDag sedan

    they put up with so much shit from us omg

  29. Layne Brock

    Layne BrockDag sedan

    Omg I forgot about the sexy end screen dance and now I have so much serotonin

  30. diahri

    diahriDag sedan

    How I miss hearing dan's laugh

  31. Aimee BLM

    Aimee BLMDag sedan

    That sloths gonna see somethings if you give it away...

  32. Em Ison

    Em IsonDag sedan


  33. asioe kiou

    asioe kiouDag sedan

    unfollowed him.

  34. epiphany

    epiphanyDag sedan


  35. Smol Beans

    Smol BeansDag sedan

    I MISSED THE BANTS SO MUCH! phil, honestly you and Dan could be doing anything and i’d think it was hilarious

  36. milkymalk

    milkymalkDag sedan

    I was not expecting a throwback to the ancient sexy endscreen dance but I’m happy about it

  37. Zaphara Shion

    Zaphara ShionDag sedan

    The amount of happiness that this video game me was too much.

  38. asioe kiou

    asioe kiouDag sedan

    was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

  39. Xime Lozada

    Xime LozadaDag sedan


  40. Dayana Ricardo

    Dayana RicardoDag sedan

    Sorry AM not speak English but i love your's videos ,

  41. Rosemary

    RosemaryDag sedan

    Man, I fucking missed this

  42. abi melendez

    abi melendezDag sedan

    i remember being 11-12 and dan and phil was everything to me. now im 17, almost 18, about to graduate highschool and im still sitting here smiling. i can pretend like i've grown up and i'm not apart of the phandom, but these 19 minutes have been the best 19 minutes since middle school

  43. Julieta A.

    Julieta A.Dag sedan

    we want this. we need this

  44. Gigi

    GigiDag sedan


  45. Kara Solis

    Kara SolisDag sedan

    Fun fact, I have seen someone put cheese spray in a soda stream and drink it on tiktok

  46. ANTØ Alvarez

    ANTØ AlvarezDag sedan

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaa amo esto lo necesitaba con toda la alma gracias dan y phil

  47. curposio

    curposioDag sedan

    The fact that I spent my middle school years absolutely obsessed with dan and Phil, and I can still hop on a video every so often and laugh makes me very happy

  48. Julia Hallenbeck

    Julia HallenbeckDag sedan

    Pepsi- in a Coca Cola glass? I don't give a damn.

  49. SH x Holistic

    SH x HolisticDag sedan

    a definite blast from the past

  50. Angie’s ChaosCorner

    Angie’s ChaosCornerDag sedan

    this is a present likeee aaaah

  51. cristina torrealba fredes

    cristina torrealba fredesDag sedan

    i havent laughed liked this in a really long time, thanks guys

  52. Poppy Hazeldine

    Poppy Hazeldine2 dagar sedan


  53. Ella Elliott

    Ella ElliottDag sedan

    Red pixels but it legit looks like blood

  54. Pagan

    Pagan2 dagar sedan

    was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

  55. Rachel From Staples

    Rachel From Staples2 dagar sedan

    Idk about u but Hentai and violent crafting sounds like a fun time 😂

  56. Blaze The Biz

    Blaze The Biz2 dagar sedan

    PINOF 11

  57. Ella Elliott

    Ella ElliottDag sedan

    I’m just gonna tell myself this is it

  58. Dear Fawn

    Dear Fawn2 dagar sedan

    In answer to Dans question "Does anybody want this" I would like to answer yes. The whole world wants this.

  59. ela ulaga

    ela ulaga2 dagar sedan

    Watching this again after a long and exhausting day at work waiting in the longest line in the world to get tested for corona. I want to go back to the day when i discovered Dan and Phil, life was soo simple back than...

  60. Lola Fendetti

    Lola Fendetti2 dagar sedan

    I missed Dan's laugh so much :)

  61. Eve Smith

    Eve Smith2 dagar sedan

    We need the video of you giving each other hair cuts

  62. Nube rosa

    Nube rosa2 dagar sedan


  63. KingEhrys98

    KingEhrys982 dagar sedan

    My uncles are back.

  64. Lan Dewell

    Lan Dewell2 dagar sedan


  65. 闇風- YamiKaze

    闇風- YamiKaze2 dagar sedan

    This unlocked my memory of the sexy end screen dance

  66. sea bass

    sea bass2 dagar sedan

    Dan and Phil are like the gay British versions of Rhett and Link

  67. Cheyanne Cortez

    Cheyanne Cortez2 dagar sedan

    Can we have a Dan&Phil Crafts for the tree with moss and rock thing?

  68. Q

    Q2 dagar sedan

    My philosophy teacher used a picture of Dan lying on the floor as an example of an existential crisis.

  69. giulia

    giulia2 dagar sedan

    "the coke is hitting" i missed u danny boy!! ♡ glad u seem okay

  70. Dan Hurt

    Dan Hurt2 dagar sedan

    I wanna win *~cube~*

  71. Thalia Arias

    Thalia Arias2 dagar sedan

    I missed u guys together!!! so exited!!!

  72. Kathy Johnson

    Kathy Johnson2 dagar sedan

    "You got 5 or 6 BUDDY?!?"

  73. Kay Austin

    Kay Austin2 dagar sedan

    I feel like a high schooler again watching this and it's wonderful

  74. seeni gzty

    seeni gzty2 dagar sedan

    “hamster in a hat” dear fucking god phil what have you done

  75. rj peaches

    rj peaches2 dagar sedan

    tbf, there’s a lot more leeway when cutting curly/wavy hair (in my experience) bc most mistakes can be blended in with the ✨luscious curls✨

  76. Mia Childers

    Mia Childers2 dagar sedan

    I want to see them play those mobile games you get those shitty ads for

  77. Danielle

    Danielle2 dagar sedan

    dan and phil started my addiction to BL

  78. Trey Atkins

    Trey Atkins2 dagar sedan

    I think my favorite part about this dynamic is that you don't see it often: Two (adorable) gay guys who have decided to move into a house together, but their friendship is still platonic and nothing more. It's just such a wholesome dynamic undermined by Dan's not-so-wholesome demeanor.

  79. Trey Atkins

    Trey Atkins20 timmar sedan

    @Kiara Rose idk. It just seems platonic either way

  80. Kiara Rose

    Kiara Rose20 timmar sedan

    Don’t we not know for sure if their platonic? I thought it was confirmed nor denied..

  81. Trey Atkins

    Trey AtkinsDag sedan

    @seeni gzty that too

  82. seeni gzty

    seeni gzty2 dagar sedan

    3:20 how about: Cardbuds

  83. Trey Atkins

    Trey Atkins2 dagar sedan

    "A hamster in a hat" NO, I thought we all agreed to leave the milkfic behind us.

  84. Trey Atkins

    Trey AtkinsDag sedan

    @Ella Elliott yep. That's the whole point of the comment.

  85. Ella Elliott

    Ella ElliottDag sedan

    That’s the hamster fic they’re talking about

  86. JT

    JT2 dagar sedan

    I have missed Dan so freaking much. It's so good to see them together again 🥺

  87. Trey Atkins

    Trey Atkins2 dagar sedan

    Phil somehow made Dan even more adorable and Dan somehow made Phil even more adorable.

  88. amé astral

    amé astral2 dagar sedan

    gracias dan and phil por hacer que de mis 14-16 mi adolescencia fuese menos dolorosa

  89. Commit Kitty

    Commit Kitty2 dagar sedan

    "We're here we're queer and the rest of it " 😂

  90. larhonda41

    larhonda412 dagar sedan

    You guys are hilarious. The world definitely needs your content.

  91. liten fråga

    liten fråga2 dagar sedan

    Okay you compLETELY got me when you were counting in German haha lovvve the video btw

  92. JustNate

    JustNate3 dagar sedan

    The Phanfics are writing themselves at this point

  93. just another capricorn

    just another capricorn3 dagar sedan

    the way my soul left my body when phil pulled the "hamster in a hat" card

  94. Lovely Tanya

    Lovely Tanya3 dagar sedan

    This is my comfort, thank you

  95. Little Loser

    Little Loser3 dagar sedan

    i've never clicked a video so fast

  96. marin carey

    marin carey3 dagar sedan

    so much................ c r e a t i v i t y

  97. Frr

    Frr3 dagar sedan

    My brain literally everytime they're about to say stereo: s t e r o i d s

  98. JL B

    JL B3 dagar sedan

    3:20 how about: Cardbuds

  99. Nicole Bookish

    Nicole Bookish3 dagar sedan

    Ahhhhhh Dan! So happy to see you both 🤗

  100. Anastacia Pedersen

    Anastacia Pedersen3 dagar sedan

    is this 2014? i'm literally screaming. My sense of reality is gone.

  101. ella curtis

    ella curtis3 dagar sedan

    4:34 this is hilarious

  102. Minnie internationalpopksensationsunshinerainbow

    Minnie internationalpopksensationsunshinerainbow3 dagar sedan

    Not to be shallow or anything but Dan still hot in 2021

  103. KashmirKreations :P

    KashmirKreations :P3 dagar sedan

    “This is for you sugar freak” gonna start saying that unironically

  104. TheCandyLover14

    TheCandyLover143 dagar sedan

    My CHILDHOOD??? In 2021?? I'm so glad I'm alive

  105. Int4 wizard

    Int4 wizard3 dagar sedan

    The nostalgia is through the roof

  106. underscorellie

    underscorellie3 dagar sedan

    they saw when the world needed them and gave us life

  107. Crytal Lynn

    Crytal Lynn3 dagar sedan

    yes this is the content we want

  108. Breeane Lee

    Breeane Lee3 dagar sedan

    this video brought me an Incredible Amount of Joy

  109. Ben Carpenter

    Ben Carpenter3 dagar sedan

    Ahhh I missed Dans laugh 😊♥️

  110. Emmett Kasey

    Emmett Kasey3 dagar sedan

    i’m sorry but you crafted something without filming a dan and phil crafts? disgraceful

  111. rene dawn

    rene dawn3 dagar sedan

    I missed this so muchhh