Marguerite Hudsell9 timmar sedan

I avoid politicians who sound like preachers. It's a Thing I have.

Marques KingDag sedan

Luv luv luv your work Stephen. You make me laugh, you inform and you lift me up. I especially enjoy how you seem to be ripening salaciously in that warm oaken vat like room, ever sweeter with age and the passing of times, your witty satire and nuanced takes slapping against the riveted and panel bolted sides that makes up your Late Show Life. We can wait to uncorked y-okay screw this I need to drink NOW. "I've taken it too far haven't I? Both repulsed and turned on - bad, BAD". *cries into hands* (what-av-I-done, what-av-I-done)

Danny Puckett2 dagar sedan

How is he getting any attention from anyone??

Katie Foote21 dag sedan

The statue was made in China according to the artist.

Katie Foote21 dag sedan

Has ted cruz every actually seen Star Wars or Star Trek?

Evelyn Singleton23 dagar sedan

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Marguerite Hudsell24 dagar sedan

Slander! I've never played Strip Poker in my life!

Marguerite Hudsell24 dagar sedan

It's easy to tell Cruz is the Son of a Preacher Man. Press? Confess? Depress? Compress? Success? (I am misbehaving.)

t j29 dagar sedan

Why is Fat Teddy Cruz speaking?????? FREE BUFFET maybe !!!!

Christopher Jones29 dagar sedan

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Night FoxMånad sedan

Cruz, keep Star Wars, Doctor Who, out of this. We democrats don't appreciate your references.

Roxanne Leopold MMånad sedan

Hands down Colbert is THE FUNNIEST host!

russell lacyMånad sedan

Why would anyone in the United States of America, want to watch the two people denying the royal family but still wants to be supported by the Royal treasury. Just another bunch of bull shit from the people who believe that they're better than the others on the planet.

The DuderMånad sedan

We're going to need EVERYONE who blindly supported the pumpkin to resign from any and all positions held. Their ability to posses critical thought has been publicly proven to be an absolute impossibility no matter the cost.

Lawrence SmithMånad sedan

With Trump gone, reality is quickly setting in....

Boar ZwidMånad sedan

Why don’t you talk about Como o that’s right Democrat’s are off limits . I wonder what potato heads Vice President says about that ,since she defended dr ford

dantruss84Månad sedan

I truly can’t believe how many people buy into this crap that your election was fixed. Donald lost fair and square, because more people came out to vote this year (despite covid) to make sure a disgusting selfish douche bag wouldn’t get a 2nd term

Wanda BaileyedMånad sedan

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Shirley E. KremerMånad sedan

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Mark WilliamsMånad sedan

Talk about being a Cuomosexual Colbert and the nursing home murders

Gavin CMånad sedan

Didn’t Stephen Colbert say he was “Cuamo sexual” 🤔🤔

Wanda BaileyedMånad sedan

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Derrick CoxMånad sedan

With twit-man Colbert it's..."stay poop" Remember when The Cuomo Brothers Ranked More Desirable Than The Jonas Brothers on Colbert's show?

Mary kestellMånad sedan

Made in China....golden Trump head

Mary kestellMånad sedan

Beware of false prophet wanna be's

Nan EalyMånad sedan

Royals and Comos stories have become tiresome. Please no more I want to know about Republican corruption and what they actually are working on Do they work And on what. Is it for the American people or themselves?

Scott SparkmanMånad sedan

Did anyone else see the static jump between 10:30 and 10:45? It might be just my phone but I have to ask: why the hell would my digital smart phone have cable-age static jump happening... on SEtoos. For everyone to see.

Max MaximMånad sedan

Cuomo wrote: "At work somtimes I think I am being playful and make jokes that I think are funny." Sounds like Colbert.

Lois DahlMånad sedan

I’m committedt to ignoring trump now too!

Brock JamalMånad sedan

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Solyndra SolyndraMånad sedan

Truth of the Democrat propaganda shows

Kathleen BrenMånad sedan

Looks like the golden calf of the food corporation in the movie Dogma.

InfernalSquirrelMånad sedan

Since when the hell are the rep the rebels? I think mr Cruz is going way to hard on the pipe or whatever he takes...

JayMånad sedan

Can Ted cruz just.... go

Andreí TorresMånad sedan

Such a waste of time, they receive a paycheck in order to provide a service and to look out of the people's best interest and here they are wasting money and quoting movie lines and comparing situations to alternative universes... shame

Cardinal HordrissMånad sedan

Why is Ted Cruz dissing the Empire? The Empire is what Republicans aspire to. No voting, no free press and no ethnic minorities. Atm they may be the First Order, the Empire in excile but like Darth Sideous they're working behind the scenes to destroy democracy and liberty.

ellaAngel smithMånad sedan

I feel like I should remind everyone that the overwhelming moral of starwars isn't fighting for freedom in the face of adversity Or that hope is worth holding onto *_it's killing fascists_*

Hubert TubbsMånad sedan

The right-wing extreme religious cult are worshipping the golden calf of Donald Trump

K McMånad sedan

Yeah Ted cruise should never ever attempt stand up.

johnson nosnmMånad sedan

True or False ? The golden statue is equipped with a Working Penis Pump.

Rockstar 6900Månad sedan

When is hunter Biden going to prison

Mike picoloMånad sedan

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john caoMånad sedan

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Ross ParletteMånad sedan

In some communities that's called Robbing the Cradle.

Steven UriosteMånad sedan

This man actually said he was a cuomo sexual. Hypocrite

Jun AcebedoMånad sedan

From two, now it's five accuser versus Andrew "Gold standard" Coumo. The latter was such even to Stephen Colbert

AaronMånad sedan

The stage at cpac was actually designed by a democrat

Susan DenkerMånad sedan

The rebel alliance of the emperor and the borg! And you aren't Scottish!

Thomas SrsichMånad sedan

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D. ScottMånad sedan

Wonder when Colbert will be having Andrew Cuomo on again, so that Colbert can praise him.

Braden ScottMånad sedan

I didn't think the answer was yes, but I hoped :(

Kwen ParadisoMånad sedan

Cruz is a horrible storyteller and politician. 💯❤️✌🏿

jon smileMånad sedan

Man, both left and right comment sections are so toxic. Crazy that you guys think you're different.

Elisabeth SeegerMånad sedan

Why do we keep calling these people conservatives when they are actually extremists? It’s a slur on the name of decent conservative persons.

Nikki KickxMånad sedan

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Nikki KickxMånad sedan

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end the lockdown !!!Månad sedan

Whats wrong, not a cuomosexual anymore?

Matt PopsMånad sedan

"Cuomosexual"

AllstairMånad sedan

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social3ngin33rinMånad sedan

I heard Mexico made the statue for them lol

bobi lamboMånad sedan

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R. B.Månad sedan

Just don't care about Meghan and Harry enough to watch a special on them.

Erik MorenoMånad sedan

We should definitely treat Trump this way

Martin PorterMånad sedan

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Cat Von DoneMånad sedan

Wha.. rebel alliance?? Where are we getting inspirations from.. fiction..okay

Terry PortisMånad sedan

Ted Cruzzzz

Mountain Goddess LoveMånad sedan

That statue was supposed to be made by a Florida Artist & made as a joke, he was wearing a floral shirt, shorts, flipflops & holding a wand for God sakes, it was made to look laid back & funny, doesn't anyone have a sense of humor anymore? I mean, if it was a statue of Biden, it would have been him sleeping with a gag in his mouth to prevent him from speaking.

Mr. AckerMånad sedan

It's such a shame that old norse symbolism and elder futhark runes are now associated with white supremacy.

Mr. GreyMånad sedan

Feels weird hearing you complain about worshipping Trump when your entire run on the Late Show has been built on Trump. I am genuinely curious to see what happens when the stay of execution given to you by COVID ends.

vcarter0723Månad sedan

No, pretty sure the C stands for crazy, not conservative

Ann NaylorMånad sedan

Great to see you and your family Steven / crew.

a24396Månad sedan

The Republicans claim they are not the party of racism and white supremacy, but the racists and white supremacists sure think they are...

Theresa GaskinMånad sedan

F you teddy

Alan SmitheeMånad sedan

I think one of the unstated things the Republicans learned from Trump's reign was that their base is big on simple ideas that can be summed up in a few words, and short on substantive party ideas. Though they claim to be about the latter, I doubt their voters could even articulate them, hence the losses of Bob Dole, Mit Romney and Jeb Bush. Rush Limbaugh once said that words are more powerful if you express ideas in as few words as possible (as Ronald Reagan also did). Again, I think that's what the party will sound like from now on - big on emotional appeals; short on specifics about anything.

MesonicShelfMånad sedan

Cruz takes after his Lord and Savior (DJT) in that he jumps from one thing to another, like a grasshopper on a windy day, and have you seen how windy it is, like that day during the blizzard, when I totally had no electricity at my house, but I was in Cancun and getting my white ass cheeks tanned...

Hickory DragonMånad sedan

It's kind of hard to Nazi it. Good one

Jay Perry Blue Dream DragonMånad sedan

The good guys don't have to work so hard to convince you that they are good.

Musings of a MysticMånad sedan

I screamed

VokimanMånad sedan

Honestly I really hate that nazis used the odal rune on their uniforms, because it's a very important symbol for still practicing pagans... then again, the same can be said for the swastika

Jem ThirtysixMånad sedan

@stephenCoplbert and writers. ... . ffs you got the trump dialog so wrong, the biggest word he knows is "tremendous" and maybe "wheelbarrow", but where would he ever use wheelbarrow. The language you used was way too sophisticated. I didn't hear "mean" or "really really" once. its a fail and a thumbs down from me. boo ;)

tom joeMånad sedan

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Asad MarjiMånad sedan

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Ka Chun Eugene MakMånad sedan

I saw the flicker

tom joeMånad sedan

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Karl DominguesMånad sedan

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ReiHinoSenshiMånad sedan

Lol those lil animation jokes on the screen he interacts with should be a permanent part of the show

pham lieuMånad sedan

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Jeffery AndersonMånad sedan

Yeah bill and mark should've paid me 4 years back instead.letting Trump run off with my game account

Oengus FearghasMånad sedan

Right wingers being compared to the rebel alliance in Star Wars? Oh yes, I remember when the rebel alliance in Star Wars was fighting to take rights away from the various alien races... Wait, that's not right... Somehow I got the roles of the Empire and Rebel Alliance reversed.

ccmMånad sedan

Frm President Trump is the best and the most brilliant President of the United States of America 🇺🇸 period!!

Robert NeilMånad sedan

Colbert looks like he’s aged 20 years in 2 months. The bigotry is eating his soul.

Cameron HubbardMånad sedan

With the rebel tell Cruz said cult, cult,cult OMG.

moonectarMånad sedan

How is the trump golden calf any different from the trump baby ballon? Both seem like the designers were mocking the former president.

Camela AntonelaMånad sedan

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Torikul IslamMånad sedan

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ecurb yhprumMånad sedan

Hey Stephen why don't you talk about the things that matter like Hr1. Thank you for more fake news on the golden Trump.

Michael TrimbleMånad sedan

Go Jon!!!!

Michael TrimbleMånad sedan

I am tired of politicians illustrating people with fundamental differences in policy and perhaps religion as mortal, violent enemies. The symbolism: we are the brave good soldiers fighting against an oppressive empire dominates by evil and hellbent on galactic domination. We have to stop this. We have to stop creating monoliths of each other shaped like pure evil or we will never truly be “fellow Americans”.

CARL EchevarriaMånad sedan

If this interview goes south the only one that's going to be harmed is Oprah and I doubt that very much Harry and Megan are going to come out smelling like a rose.

cannibalbananasMånad sedan

If only we could get rid of Trump that easily. I have a water sprayer