MONARCH 11233 dagar sedan

NOOO GUYS THERES LEAD IN IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dioan 1243 dagar sedan

"The secret ingredient is crime" -Boris(on hatchet soup)

TrenchantAltruist5 dagar sedan

I know Boris will never see this but I just want to say that your videos make it easier for me to cook and eat on a small budget, you've helped me gain some confidence in the kitchen, thanks man

Mallow knight5 dagar sedan

Heard this as tale of rock/stone soup, still dont understand the moral like should i decieve old woman?

chopstix1025 dagar sedan

“Ah blin how you make such great hatchet soup?” “The secret ingredient is crime”

Dirt Burger5 dagar sedan

makes me feel all warm warm and fuzzy that so many cultures have a version of one of my favorite childhood stories Q ^ Q

Glitchy Glitches5 dagar sedan

Preschool project: make your own version of this story Me: entire whale into soup

Sanket Gupta6 dagar sedan

When you are born with a gold spoon instead of silver:

paranormal lazivity8 dagar sedan

This is such an emotional story i’m going to tell it to my grandchildren

Yuri Brenner Lucas9 dagar sedan

my great-grandmother used to do it with nails and screws (I'm using google translator, I don't speak english, so if it's wrong, correct me)

Jarskagamer 54289 dagar sedan

4:58 I see whats going on here.

Nuclear Bunker Gaming9 dagar sedan

“And he takes another *bite* of the soup” Classic Boris, Mixing drinking and eating with soup. Noice man I hoped you enjoyed that soup Boris.

rabidsamfan10 dagar sedan

I learned this one as Nail Broth. Danny Kaye told it on a record.

MadamFoogie10 dagar sedan

When I was a tiny baby Foogie, my teacher once told us this story (Stone Soup) while preparing the soup, but didn't add any ingredients. She said, "It doesn't have much flavor. But do you know what does?" And then she pulled out a friggin' pig's head that had been made into head cheese, served in the partially cleaned skull's mouth, which had been roasted. We tore the flesh off the bone like little monsters! I'm not sure what sort of lesson she was trying to teach us, but whatever it was, I'll never forget it. EDIT: For anyone who might be questioning this, the school was in a very rural town, and the teacher's family had a successful pork ranch. They often made specialized high-end products like those. Plus, most of the kids had already been exposed to butchery and hunting, so we weren't phased by such a morbid presentation. She knew our limits, and that we were mature enough to enjoy it. She was an excellent teacher. Still, looking back on it now, that's some freaky _Lord of the Flies_ shit. All I can figure was they had this head cheese that wasn't selling, so she nabbed it, and slapped together an improvised lesson as an excuse. XD

Chank10 dagar sedan

I like hatchet soup

McEagle11 dagar sedan

This soup upped my woodcutting skilllevel to 126

Gábor Hosszú11 dagar sedan

came for the story stayed to see how corroded the edge of the axe will get from boiling

Ваффлз Анонов11 dagar sedan

Ok, but what about hatchet porridge?

Bmw 8 series12 dagar sedan

Says: "offcourse not f off Subtitle: "No Thank You"

A Lifeless Rock14 dagar sedan

Finally, people aren't making soup with my kind anymore

Linus Eriksson17 dagar sedan

In Sweden we have a similar story called "Koka soppa på spik" which means "cook soup on a nail" where it is a homeless drifter who tricks a stingy old lady.

Mnokey Forg18 dagar sedan

we have this story in Croatia too. I remember reading it back in elementary school. We call it "Klin juha" which I would roughly translate to nail soup

Soviet Tankist18 dagar sedan

Ahh I love hearing stories of chichenyan war

ice訂閱18 dagar sedan

it was actually not a soup i uncovered you you are western spy!

Smiley's Production19 dagar sedan

The hatchet is just the advantage to make soup

Eric Mason20 dagar sedan

I feel like I should make this statement: "The Storyteller" with John Hurt by Henson Studios includes a story very like this, and it always enthralls me. But this video? 1000000000x more fun

Lord KeK20 dagar sedan

I was told the story a little different the man who tries to make the hatchet soup kept asking her stuff to the point where he can make actual soup the lady said she didn't have any food so when he was done and he ate it he said haha you have food this entire time and he scolded the lying old lady and left.

mister ГУГЛ22 dagar sedan

решил блять супа сварить

Brendan Martin23 dagar sedan

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Where the fuck am I???

Hollowcreed24 dagar sedan

это мой любимый ютубет

AllYourPie24 dagar sedan

I heard the stone soup version,but no matter how many stones I add it doesn't come out right.

Jassy Blagojevic24 dagar sedan

Клин чорба with an axe! Priceless 😂

Korny24 dagar sedan

I seen this on Masha and the Bear

Ushanka Man25 dagar sedan

"...in soviet russia,hehehe"

Stoney Lonely25 dagar sedan

Oh Boris. I love everything you make lmao

bluefeatherearring825 dagar sedan

If you have any other slav cooking fairytales or even any slav fairytales that you can tell while cooking, I’d like to hear them. Boris style of course :)

YaFavouriteGuy25 dagar sedan

wait, is this even a real thing?

Jovan Kovacevic26 dagar sedan

So hatchet soup is the russian version of our nail stew? I guess it has more iron and the handle gives it a bit of fiber

Oscar Nebe Abad27 dagar sedan

This is slav? my preschool teacher told us this story, nice comrade tho...

Nipun Bhalla27 dagar sedan

Why did I think that he was gonna sterilize the axe, cut babushka and make soup using her!

Paulo Alves28 dagar sedan

Here in Portugal the story is about Stone soup, and instead of a soldier its a Monk.

CHIKER BRIKER28 dagar sedan

i grew up with this story

Алексей 198528 dagar sedan

Только русские знают, что Борис сделал этот суп по мотиву сказки "Каша из топора"

Golden Egg That Never Hatched29 dagar sedan

Soldiers a troll.

RadMånad sedan

Old story ... originally about a nail. Come on Boris!

Arminius of GermaniaMånad sedan

Brought to you by dawn powerwash dish spray...

Matt KnightMånad sedan

this is like the opposite of the wombat stew story from my childhood

ToxicPickle 420Månad sedan

i remember him cooking kasha out of the axe

Helena HandkartMånad sedan

I heard this as a kid, as nail soup. A travelling tramp had a 'magic nail'.

Landon DuhaimeMånad sedan

I perfer ak 12 soup

Tan Chee Kiat Ryan StudentMånad sedan

There is a Chinese version of this story which uses a stone instead of a hatchet and it makes enough to feed a village

R2 liriousMånad sedan

im at 5:00 in this video i have a feeling this is all a trick to make babushka give him all the ingredients to make actual soup

SCP FoundationMånad sedan

2:32 Boris - блять

Astha PandeyMånad sedan

Eh Boris, your videos are to me what mayonez is to you, BLIN IiiiiS GOOD.

Ofer ZilbermanMånad sedan

Ahh, Soup The best way to make alot out of less From where I come from it's called button soup, Where it is not a soldier but just a foreigner and it features the other cold people of the village and more vegetables. Eventually after the foreigner leaves they realise that they can make it without buttons

Eva MorsikovaMånad sedan

We need more Boris variations of Slavic fairytales. I can see you guys completely pulling off the Firebird.

Geo GheevargheseMånad sedan

Spell the word correctly ; Bwoarrees , not borris .

Kylie StetsonMånad sedan

This is the most amusing retelling of stone soup I've ever heard.

MalteusMånad sedan

ВЕРНИ РУССКИЕ СУБТИТРЫ, БОРИС, Я НЕ ПОНИМАЮ НА БУРЖУЙСКОМ.

AsatructionMånad sedan

As soon as the potato went in, I knew where this was heading

NEATOMånad sedan

In Soviet Russia hatchet turn you into soup.

Alistair BraithwaiteMånad sedan

I like Nunchuck Sandwiches with a glass of WA-TAAAHH

Francisco Julião Figueiroa RêgoMånad sedan

Hey Comrade!! Here in Portugal we have a very similar tale but instead of it being with hatchet its with rock, and know in Portugal we have a soup called "Sopa da pedra" that dirctly translates "Stone soup"

AlanEdgar FillinPillinMånad sedan

Please, Boris... Undercooked beans are very poisonous.

Yeeted_XsMånad sedan

boris has officialy gone crazy

Anarchy And EmpiresMånad sedan

Hey this is pretty similar to The Knife soup story from Mexico. Except that one ends in like a huge party where everyone from the village ends up contributing something to the soup, like a newly married couple brings onions, a foreign merchant breaks out his spices, and a hunter brings in a pair of rabbits.

Darthplagueis13Månad sedan

Yup, here in germany there's a rather simular tale, except that instead of a starving Soldat making hatchet soup it's actually a poor man selling a "soup stone" to a rich woman.

masterolofMånad sedan

We also have it in sweden

OnyMånad sedan

Holy shit , im from Portugal , and we have the same fairytail! with some differences , our story is about a priest not a soldier , and he doesnt use an hatchet , but a rock. He puts the rock to boil , trys it and says " oh wow its such a good soup , but it would be even better with a bit of potato!" and he asks the neighbours for a potato , saying they could try the soup too after its done , and keeps doing that for every ingridient he needs :D in Portugal we call this dish " Sopa da Pedra" , Pedra means Rock , Sopa means Soup :D Its nice to know its a very deep connection between a lot of europeans :D

MouldieTheSlavMånad sedan

Boris: Blyat, i need a video idea. Boris: *sees hatchet* Also Boris: I have an idea

Sebbe kartellenMånad sedan

This has got to be the most fucked up story I have ever heard in my life

DukemMånad sedan

I've heard this one, but it was about rocks, dude goes into a town and is hungry, no-one will share their food, so he starts to boil some rocks.

P TMånad sedan

Кaк жe я зaблyждaлся, дyмaя, чтo стepeoтипы o pyccких в пpoшлoм. 3 млн, Кapл.

Ломик Комик!Månad sedan

Hatchet kasha!

Hugo StiglitzMånad sedan

I think this tale is kind of a thing in eastern europe. I'm hungarian and we have same story but with a stone, the soldier carries with himself.

Ivan PopkoffMånad sedan

Сука, это охуенно, делай больше сказок в своем стиле!!!111

axeflankerMånad sedan

I had read this story when i was a kid and teach me way more about russians than chess.. Deceit is an art.. and russians master it.

Dick WofflesMånad sedan

Golden spoon works just like golden gun....

Dick WofflesMånad sedan

Pretty sure that is the first time I've heard a "in soviet russia" joke from boris, or a Russian in general.....

ZombycowMånad sedan

"now the babushka, who has seen some crazy shit in her life, has not seen any cheeki breeki like this before" i don't know why, but i love that line

arclike 2Månad sedan

i think it fairytale from our old film made in czech republic where im from and its name sekyrková polívka or axe soup in english

RandomMånad sedan

This story will be passed onto my child and they will pass it onto their child, i told my dad this story and he started crying with tears of joy. Thank you boris. Thank you.

럭키블럭TVMånad sedan

누가 한국어 번역좀..

NerdJoshua's AnimationMånad sedan

Cool.

Leina NightrayMånad sedan

I have that tiny tree ( ' ')

PreferCatsMånad sedan

"Wh0 Are YoU? WhAt d0 YOu WaNT BlIn?"

GigiMånad sedan

I remember when I was a kid, we had some russian shows for kids on tv(non slav country), that's how they used to narrate/tell the fairytale. They were sooooo relaxing.

Alex EskiMånad sedan

I heard of the stone soup as an American. Your version is awesome, too!

WirusMånad sedan

crowdfunding on internet nowdays basically....they promise they basically got stoof done just need small donation to finish project then they get enough money to make project from scratch like 10 times and then bail on it or finish it half assedly

E1Månad sedan

Fun fact: It is actual fairy tail, that slavs tell to their children.

Emeraldz 21Månad sedan

I think he lost his mind,

brotherboscoMånad sedan

Same fable as Axe Handle Porridge

CK's channel.Månad sedan

Make sure you're degreasing your axes and shit if you're actually crazy enough to try this.... God only knows, you don't need to be eating boiled-off industrial rust inhibitors.... D: Also, remember to re-oil your axe and handle after this, or it's gonna rust fast...

ZumoZumo83Månad sedan

In poland its stone soup. Great tale

Professor DabstepMånad sedan

You stole it from russian galileo

Betty OopMånad sedan

I know that story.. stone soup.

。。。能踏み白Månad sedan

In Poland, Silesia, especially in the Cieszyn parts, it is called "cygańska zupa z grabiowego kołka".

Storytime626Månad sedan

Nice story

EpicTubeMånad sedan

заебись, орден "За заслуги перед Отечеством" за популяризацию русской культуры)) достоин, я считаю

YultroskiMånad sedan

Spanish pls