Abdullah Bin Faheem17 timmar sedan

EXACTLY! WHAT FUCKIN CUP?!

hayden butler22 timmar sedan

apple pie pls.

UDGDag sedan

As an American this was painful to watch... Still cheeki breeki

Jinhwan LeeDag sedan

07:38 And now... we are still waiting for DAT APPLE PIE, BLYAT!

lizardlipsohio2 dagar sedan

Still waiting for that 3.14 mil apple pie video...

Wouldntyouliketo know2 dagar sedan

I've already seen this before but I might as well mention this now. "oz" is ounces. "cups" isn't actually referring to a tea or coffee cup or mug, it's a measuring unit, which is also very strange. Imperial is really funny but what else can you do :)

Entity Ryder4 dagar sedan

Sub count : 3.27 M Where's the pie?

andimax10304 dagar sedan

Where is the apple pie boris?

malt5 dagar sedan

If you're looking for the guitar music in the background: Mike Franklyn - Movin With It thx Shazam

phemyda946 dagar sedan

as a Virgo, I find Boris' videos extremely funny but also intensely painful

Foolse Nigma6 dagar sedan

Ohh no, that is not a stick of butter

Tito6 dagar sedan

1:05

Oni Puck6 dagar sedan

Huh, he passed 3.14M subscribers, where is the apple pie?

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黄勤勋7 dagar sedan

Ur at 3.27M of subscribers, and where is ze apple pie

East County Railfan8 dagar sedan

An American here, a graham cracker is a type of cracker that is mildly sweet

Gerald Jarosch9 dagar sedan

You're not even following the recipe! The berries are not in a cup!

ST53119 dagar sedan

I am a western and it hurt watching this but I am surprised at how well you made it I'm not sure if you knew what you were doing or if its slavic luck but great job

russhyena5210 dagar sedan

Congratulations you've baked one of the most German desserts ever. Grandma Emma would be proud of you! Greetings from Germany Cheeki Breeki :)

LC_Iridium10 dagar sedan

You can never trust a American measurement. Who uses thier feet to measure the angle of my failing channel

Jassy Blagojevic10 dagar sedan

Boris, you have 3.27M subscribers as of this moment, we're still waiting for the Apple Pie video

Aimanu Lluda Pattha11 dagar sedan

This is an attempt gone from failure to somewhat successful (passable by the Cheesecake council).

Timothy Manukian11 dagar sedan

"8 inches... That number sounds familiar" lmao

Erc33312 dagar sedan

He passed 3.14 million. When is Apple Pie coming?

alaina caley12 dagar sedan

wait till he sees how small american butter sticks are compared to his

Darrion T Garcia12 dagar sedan

i need boris as my babushka im gonna start a kicksterter

phatom legend12 dagar sedan

Comrad Boris do you want me to send you gramcrakers blin

[ chocøbiscuit ]12 dagar sedan

every russian makes fun content. look at slivki show its fun too!

cheeki breeki the third13 dagar sedan

Me and my dad laughed at this so much

xXCREEKSTARXx14 dagar sedan

If you want to make a cookie-plate for the cake: Use hobbit cookies or caramel cookies. Thank me later

Sahrul kus14 dagar sedan

Made in berlin

HamTheBacon15 dagar sedan

Graham Crackers are awesome, and its pronounced Gram, consider the ah silent.

ThatSlowBoy16 dagar sedan

Eyy Boris where is the apple pie video?

Kevin16 dagar sedan

I dont understand how he messed it up so bad, yet made it perfectly at the same time. Boris, you truly are my hero

Makodragon122518 dagar sedan

Boris you set it to 662 f nearly twice the cooking temp.

Rose Szalay18 dagar sedan

Everyone knows the hardest western measurement is the family recipies passed down for generations from when your great great great grandma came to these lands. Lol try making something where half the words aren't translated and every measurement is akin to / a bit /whereabouts a tadbit

Nate Bingham18 dagar sedan

As an American I feel very weirded out by these measurements

Riley Lulich18 dagar sedan

How.....how did this turn out so well?!

TherealJanczareq19 dagar sedan

Waaaait... That's just the polish Sernik!

sunningdale19 dagar sedan

If you want something really easy to fuck up, you should try making pralines or pecan pie. Especially pralines, those little fuckers always turn out weird.

Paul The pew pew guy19 dagar sedan

Americans are also east on American west

Darthcalyx19 dagar sedan

Surprised that your kitchen didn't explode

ARoyalPigeon19 dagar sedan

as a baker this hurts my heart as a master of chaos this warms my soul

Mr.Knight10120 dagar sedan

"one almost burned down house, but this is normal" Literally me everytime I cook! 😂😂

Zombycow22 dagar sedan

"a stick of butter" me: he DOES know that what we call a stick is about 1/4 of the blocks of butter they get, right? >boris brings out giant block of butter me: oh naw...

Chin Chin22 dagar sedan

I feel like uncle rodger when people make chicken fried rice with a colendar.

KinglyKaiser23 dagar sedan

What music is used during the video????

LinuxFanboyPL23 dagar sedan

oz = onzes (or something blyat)

Calvin Jenkins24 dagar sedan

BORIS, YOU PUT A CAKE IN A GODDAMN 600 DEGREE OVEN

Till Riedell24 dagar sedan

Am I the only one who wants to know why you have a giant jar of cream cheese and how its related to American cream cheese?

Luk Kruk24 dagar sedan

Mmmmmm Mlekovita Moje ulubione

Triwidyan24 dagar sedan

Non American: add 1 litre of water American: add water 1 *size of Olympic swimming pool*

kingwyatt500025 dagar sedan

You passed 3.14 million subscribers and did not do apple pie video. Blyat, I am ashamed, comrade.

Willy Wonka25 dagar sedan

OMG I'm Dying over here! I'm not even laughing at Boris mispronouncing the words. I'm laughing at how much or language and measurements make no f***ing sense! X'D 5:50 is that mayonez? It looks like mayonez. Never seen cream cheese in a jar.

Asriel Dreemurr25 dagar sedan

I might be from the US but I don't use our dumb measurements

Light Logz25 dagar sedan

Boris why is your freezer empty????

tiago carvalho25 dagar sedan

24 mouth fulls got me crying 😭😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Avalon Page25 dagar sedan

Babushka reincarnated

Viva, La Italia!25 dagar sedan

He cooked it at 662 degrees fahrenheit...

Rayan SONY25 dagar sedan

This is the only guy who makes me laugh hard 😂

Landon Briers26 dagar sedan

The english language is stupid in the way of spelling, so for future reference... Graham Crackers are actually pronounced like this: Graham (Gram) crackers... stupid, I know.

COMMUNIST MALAYSIA26 dagar sedan

In Malaysia, chebureki is Karipap

Dumb Purple Cat26 dagar sedan

3.26 million where is the fucking pie.

BRODY PETERSON27 dagar sedan

i present slav cake

iSamYT Backup27 dagar sedan

473 degrees kelvon

bananabanana27 dagar sedan

I am even amazed that the cream cheese comes in a big jar like that.

Anne Clough28 dagar sedan

"I'm sure grease is easy for you to come by." That hurt.

ClawdeenCat28 dagar sedan

Me, an American: *laughs at oz = mouthful*

Jusuf Erg28 dagar sedan

"Гарахам караоке"😂

NOT A GOOD CUBER28 dagar sedan

As an American i wonder how the fuck we came up with our measurements, it just seems like we went to a crack head and said "hey give us random numbers and names"

Dr. Redstone29 dagar sedan

As an American, this is painful and hilarious at the same time.

maks šinkMånad sedan

are you slovenian the cookies are a slovenian brand

bandithømMånad sedan

how in the actual fuck did this work

YinyangsepticirishMånad sedan

"Also 350 degrees A bit extreme I think what they meant to write was Fahrenheit." - Poem Classes with Boris

Jager BluetoothMånad sedan

Imperial measurements > metric

MC KingMånad sedan

Yeah, I know. It's hard to know just how large 16 sq in is, how long the braid needs to be when the recipe says 8 in, how to set the oven to 482 degrees, how much 61 cu in is, or how many potatoes you need to get to 4 lbs.

Drew EppaMånad sedan

GRENADE 1:45

ReZZaMånad sedan

west is always so complicated

Jayden BurdickMånad sedan

Bratan! You should do parody about wizard of oz! Wizard, of SLAV!!!! Ha! Narmaland!

Arron shedsMånad sedan

Boris I'm gonna be honest I looked at this video and was like ehh I look at it again and I was like I need to see this and try making pizza or a hamburger next time

KBMånad sedan

What kind of slav sorcery is this!?!!? The actually looks good. 😧

Garos HargrimMånad sedan

These recipes are the reason Horus turned to chaos and took about half the primarchs with him. All hail the Emperor and all heil the metric system.

Didymus 1999Månad sedan

Damn, and I thought the soviet union was a failure

MeMånad sedan

It is pronounced gram cracker because i dont know

MrZani90Månad sedan

When he threw it in the oven with the cream cheese mixture I was really like "NOOOOO! Mix in some whipped cream and Just throw it in the freezer straight away!" The only cheesecake that is truly unresistable xD

Dark lord 3399Månad sedan

Oz means ounces All I can say is welcome to America

Paul DonelanMånad sedan

Blyat where is the western pie made from babushka's apple tree for 3.14?

Jimiel BolasaMånad sedan

Firs mikey mouse now Wizard of Oz

Jimiel BolasaMånad sedan

Wayt Boris Know Mikey Maws lol

Randell DarkyMånad sedan

350°C. Is that hot enough?

FloweyMånad sedan

GRENADE!

DoublePlayzz GamingMånad sedan

24 oooohhhhs of cream cheese lol

DatManYdocrisMånad sedan

How the hell did Boris not set his house on fire by cooking something at almost twice the temperature he was supposed to?

Daniel EnckMånad sedan

oh no digestive cookies, thats what old people eat in retirement homes...

Mod PotatoMånad sedan

double the butter double the fun

dodge ram 1500 1996Månad sedan

That actually looks really good