Kobe Beef Burgers - Key & Peele

A guy brings expensive Kobe beef burgers to a barbecue and becomes fixated on making sure they’re cooked correctly.
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  1. Julius D

    Julius D8 timmar sedan

    0 investment to get a dog free. Nice idea

  2. JD Smith

    JD Smith8 timmar sedan

    When he swatted the ketchup bottle 🤣🤣🤣

  3. thebionicledude

    thebionicledude17 timmar sedan

    Key and peele best sketch tv show ever peeerrriod.

  4. bon2yan88

    bon2yan8819 timmar sedan

    i lost it at pacific ocean 1:19

  5. adingdingdiiing

    adingdingdiiingDag sedan

    The weird thing is, I actually know someone like this in real life. Not burgers but steaks. The dude was so pissed that people were putting different sauces on the steak he brought that he walked out.

  6. adingdingdiiing

    adingdingdiiing16 timmar sedan

    @Amoya Zidane I'm not too familiar with steaks but I remember he said something about premium beef from Australia.

  7. Amoya Zidane

    Amoya Zidane16 timmar sedan

    What type of stakes was they?

  8. Zaru

    ZaruDag sedan

    Rip kobe

  9. K- D.A.Y.

    K- D.A.Y.3 dagar sedan

    “...and THIS little motherfu-“ 😂 this was the first sketch I’d ever seen from them years ago and that part absolutely killed me

  10. Don Pearson

    Don Pearson3 dagar sedan

    Actual comedy; not like watching SNL and the sham that it’s become. Thank you Key & Peele

  11. James Conder

    James Conder4 dagar sedan

    DOGE 🚀💎🌚

  12. jordu Bergiboy

    jordu Bergiboy4 dagar sedan

    but kobe beef isn't lean at all

  13. ░▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃▂Gous▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░

    ░▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃▂Gous▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░4 dagar sedan

    Oh thats a cute Dog ❤️

  14. C Ramirez

    C Ramirez5 dagar sedan

    why does the shorter one look like the grim sleeper

  15. mal'ak emeth

    mal'ak emeth5 dagar sedan

    tht's how it is ... when you spend THAT much $$$ on something, you best get it the way YOU want it!

  16. John Ortiz

    John Ortiz5 dagar sedan

    What is he going to do to the dog

  17. CptObvious

    CptObvious5 dagar sedan

    Not quite what I was expecting XD

  18. B_C_J

    B_C_J5 dagar sedan

    Who else loves Jack Russell's

  19. Cameron Ball

    Cameron Ball6 dagar sedan

    First mistake was bringing it to the barbecue lol

  20. Furry Rug

    Furry Rug6 dagar sedan

    When he steals and throws wee dog over fence 😂

  21. Kay Fields

    Kay Fields6 dagar sedan

    Did I just see that? And did he pop it in his own mouth? I’m done!

  22. Steve & Laura

    Steve & Laura6 dagar sedan

    Pretty cool Kobe got a whole beef named after him #RIP

  23. A Obi

    A Obi6 dagar sedan

    Kobe and lean in the same sentence though 😂

  24. Dave Nava

    Dave Nava7 dagar sedan

    Beef .... wtf....

  25. Ray Barajas

    Ray Barajas7 dagar sedan

    Dam he those burgers r raw as fuk

  26. terry shalit

    terry shalit7 dagar sedan

    Did he just take my dog?! Best comedic dou since CHEECH and Chong

  27. Tay ching

    Tay ching8 dagar sedan

    lol,I can can relate.

  28. Austin Carney

    Austin Carney8 dagar sedan

    Am I the only one who thinks this would be a good commercial for burger meat

  29. JediNxf7 Strikes Back

    JediNxf7 Strikes Back8 dagar sedan

    35/lb is not real kobe lol

  30. Johan Svenson

    Johan Svenson8 dagar sedan

    This whole skit was written for the poupon joke

  31. dannomedic

    dannomedic8 dagar sedan

    1:19 hilarious. Guy follows through to bite burger to no avail. 😂

  32. Gloria Cole

    Gloria Cole9 dagar sedan


  33. lilitha swana

    lilitha swana9 dagar sedan

    is he a virgo 💀

  34. NEOL1NK

    NEOL1NK9 dagar sedan

    I heard once that most meat labeled "Kobe" or "Wagyu" in the west aren't even the real deal which makes this funnier if true. Same is apparently true of wasabi.

  35. shaabo Squeezy

    shaabo Squeezy9 dagar sedan

    😳 @1:26 😂😂😂😂 how do you even rehearsed that.

  36. justinrill

    justinrill9 dagar sedan

    these guys still making videos in 2021??? awesome :D


    AWESOME JAYDEN9 dagar sedan

    In New Zealand all cows and sheep are grass fed

  38. Mythic Real Trap

    Mythic Real Trap9 dagar sedan

    Peele was lucky to spit that kobe beef out, is not then he would have gotten abducted by Peele 😂

  39. Amalgamation Prime

    Amalgamation Prime9 dagar sedan

    0:00 He thinks he's so high maintenance on how to eat the kobe beef burger, while wearing crocs.

  40. Maggie andme

    Maggie andme10 dagar sedan


  41. Maggie andme

    Maggie andme10 dagar sedan


  42. Uyi Osa

    Uyi Osa10 dagar sedan

    Yes, he did take your dog and, there are only two outcomes with that. 1. He does a Heimlich manoeuvre on the dog to recover his burger, if it's the dog's lucky day, or 2. He decides to make multiple burgers right out the dog !

  43. Michael Rainer II

    Michael Rainer II10 dagar sedan

    The dog though 🤣🤣🤣

  44. embrezar

    embrezar10 dagar sedan

    0:42 "You wanna flash cook those, because they real lean." Incorrect. Kobe beef is extremely fatty. Just to put it into perspective, the giant 5-pound plastic tube (clearly, the classiest of vessels in which to purchase your beef) of the cheapest ground beef in a typical American supermarket is 85/15, that is to say 85% lean 15% fat. Kobe beef is probably around 70/30, so a much higher fat content than the cheapest grocery store beef. But good beef needs fat, and Kobe beef is the best beef, so that high fat content is intentional. I just recently learned about something called larding... look it up. People apparently take lardons, which are strips of pork fat, and sew them into lean cuts of meat so they can have extra fat in them. The fat is a good thing, folks, it gives the beef tons of flavour.

  45. zakir hussain

    zakir hussain10 dagar sedan

    Where are the bloody andh bakhts.... Gai hamari mata he.

  46. Ashfaq Alve

    Ashfaq Alve10 dagar sedan

    35$ a pound right

  47. Jim A

    Jim A10 dagar sedan

    lol him throwing that dog

  48. Silas Cochran

    Silas Cochran10 dagar sedan

    They don't make medication strong enough to fix that that is just too goddamn funny😁😆🤪🤣🤣

  49. Doof Senpai

    Doof Senpai11 dagar sedan

    Lean Kobe beef? And why would you ground up Kobe beef into a burger? I'm starting to think my man here got scammed.

  50. serious beaner

    serious beaner11 dagar sedan

    Are these New?

  51. KorelichTV

    KorelichTV11 dagar sedan

    I wasn't prepared for that final line and just spilled soda all over my monitor. Thanks, Key & Peele!

  52. T Rampy

    T Rampy11 dagar sedan

    Hate to say it but I lost it at "you may as well just poop on that".

  53. Ray Chandler

    Ray Chandler12 dagar sedan

    lol that guy in orange t shirt tryinna eat and got his tank just out and he snatched it

  54. Luke Ingram

    Luke Ingram12 dagar sedan

    "this meat, came all the way over the Pacific ocean, by boat! Because, because the air pressure... would ruin it's integrity!"

  55. harry callahan

    harry callahan12 dagar sedan

    Crocs look disgusting and the price of their stock seems rather expensive

  56. Finding A Stranger In The Alps

    Finding A Stranger In The Alps12 dagar sedan

    I guess they should've had Cap eating a Kobe burger in Endgame.

  57. Antonius Mondong

    Antonius Mondong12 dagar sedan

    " You might as well just poop on that"

  58. Google Sucks

    Google Sucks12 dagar sedan

    To be fair making a double burger out of the Kobe beef was disrespectful.

  59. Arthur Donnietello

    Arthur Donnietello12 dagar sedan

    They are mad

  60. Christopher Tubbs

    Christopher Tubbs12 dagar sedan

    Yo man like that’s how a lot of people are when they bring stuff to an gathering

  61. Joshua Leong

    Joshua Leong10 dagar sedan

    That’s the whole point of why they make these skits

  62. Arthur Bennett

    Arthur Bennett12 dagar sedan

    I cant breath, he took the dog. I'm dead on this.

  63. Jayme W

    Jayme W12 dagar sedan

    when he came in with the crocks i couldn’t

  64. AK 47

    AK 4713 dagar sedan

    $35/pound lol where can I get some?

  65. AK 47

    AK 4713 dagar sedan

    I looked up "kobe beef burger" and found this lol. Wasn't dissapointed

  66. Lil Mane

    Lil Mane13 dagar sedan

    when he squeezed it out his stomach💀

  67. goPlay

    goPlay13 dagar sedan

    That's why I don't cook for people anymore

  68. Daryl Moscrop

    Daryl Moscrop13 dagar sedan

    It's scary how funny these are especially when you know what Peele can think up on... should do a horror short followup on this ha

  69. Archibold Patsanza

    Archibold Patsanza13 dagar sedan

    Toyota disliked this video lol

  70. LongRange VooDoo

    LongRange VooDoo13 dagar sedan

    When he insta-heimlich'd that meat back I cackled out loud like a crazy person lol. That was great.

  71. justinrill

    justinrill9 dagar sedan

    tossing the dog is what got me

  72. rizzeh

    rizzeh14 dagar sedan


  73. YJK

    YJK14 dagar sedan

    Ain't nobody laughin at "charred Kobe" anymore.

  74. Jackie Campbell O'Connor

    Jackie Campbell O'Connor14 dagar sedan

    Took the dog

  75. Vilezi

    Vilezi14 dagar sedan

    Now we know that not only we should not take pictures of Andre Logan King, but also let him cook his own burgers

  76. sonal mandal

    sonal mandal14 dagar sedan

    And now you can see those meat in national museum

  77. Daniel Masis

    Daniel Masis14 dagar sedan

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  78. XXXkaleb1XXX

    XXXkaleb1XXX14 dagar sedan

    No one gonna say about how he got crocs one with a long sleeved shirt sum cargo shorts and a hat and the fact that he threw the dog over the fence 🤣😂🤣

  79. Cameron Goliath

    Cameron Goliath14 dagar sedan

    Opposite of lean

  80. Drizzy

    Drizzy14 dagar sedan

    He tossed the dog like a bean baaaaag!

  81. Denver Breeze

    Denver Breeze14 dagar sedan


  82. whisp

    whisp14 dagar sedan

    Irony being that it isn't actually kobe beef. In the US that term is 100% unregulated. That amount of kobe beef would have been north of $500.

  83. Bthechosenone

    Bthechosenone14 dagar sedan

    I see it. I ilke it. I watch it. I laugh it.

  84. NovorSec

    NovorSec15 dagar sedan

    In my country all we have is grass feed esteroids free cattle, kinda fun it is a royalty in america haha 😄

  85. Joshua Anglin-Bodenhamer

    Joshua Anglin-Bodenhamer15 dagar sedan

    I feel this on a cellular level.

  86. Joe Duke

    Joe Duke15 dagar sedan

    When he gets it out of that dog, it's going to smell weird before he eats it.

  87. Andrey Lukashev

    Andrey Lukashev15 dagar sedan

    anyone who buys anything expensive

  88. francis njogu

    francis njogu15 dagar sedan

    The outfit goes with the character.. Hilarious 😂😂😂

  89. Shepe YT

    Shepe YT15 dagar sedan

    The moment he litteraly just made him spit out the burger and caught it and ate it....damn

  90. KP P

    KP P15 dagar sedan

    Kobe wagyu are some of the fattest beef on earth. Not lean man

  91. Aren Clegg

    Aren Clegg15 dagar sedan

    he got me at parked his bentley next to a toyota. :p

  92. Carlos Vazquez

    Carlos Vazquez16 dagar sedan

    its not cool or funny until he takes the dude dog, he said "did just take my dog!?"

  93. muenae

    muenae16 dagar sedan

    This gave me serious get out vibes jordan wrote both too

  94. Alven Elven

    Alven Elven16 dagar sedan

    thats what I'm like after buying an organic bag of chips

  95. Ryan Le

    Ryan Le16 dagar sedan

    You’ll not worthy. Cracked me up when he said that. Reminded me of Thor’s hammer.

  96. Luke White

    Luke White16 dagar sedan

    Grinding Kobe beef, that's a sin

  97. Taylor Chausky

    Taylor Chausky16 dagar sedan

    I must say... this show aged well

  98. Mick Cotton Bar -B - Q

    Mick Cotton Bar -B - Q16 dagar sedan

    So Funny 😂

  99. Molly Mo

    Molly Mo16 dagar sedan

    Y'all are not worthy.

  100. Vex

    Vex16 dagar sedan

    Vegans coming to the party 😂😂

  101. Vex

    Vex10 dagar sedan

    @oldschoolruler I think you thought of this too much 😂

  102. oldschoolruler

    oldschoolruler10 dagar sedan

    So who's the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool that thinks they've fooled the fool?

  103. Vex

    Vex10 dagar sedan

    @oldschoolruler yikes my joke and the video went over ya head 😭😂😂😂

  104. oldschoolruler

    oldschoolruler10 dagar sedan

    With beef...who knew?

  105. Iscoowlio

    Iscoowlio16 dagar sedan

    1:26 GIVE ME THAT! - Best part ever

  106. Julio Leon

    Julio Leon16 dagar sedan

    DId he take my DOG?

  107. bouytt guyt

    bouytt guyt16 dagar sedan

    They started out as friends, but then came the beef between them...

  108. Jason Goldman

    Jason Goldman16 dagar sedan

    Lol. I felt sorry for the dog at the end.

  109. swindle

    swindle16 dagar sedan

    This Is Gordon Ramsay at every meet up